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Just a little humour


Just a little humour to send you on your way for the week-end. This is not meant to offend anyone. We love the Irish and their humour. One of our best distributors is Rubicon Healthcare in Ireland who we would like to thank for doing a fantastic job at the exhibition promoting Incostress.

Irish Medical Dictionary  
 
Artery………………….The study of paintings 
Bacteria………………..Back door to cafeteria  
Barium………………….What doctors do when patients die 
Benign…………………..What you be, after you be eight  
Caesarean Section…….A neighborhood in Rome  
Cat scan………………..Searching for Kitty  
Cauterize……………….Made eye contact with her  
Colic……………………..A sheep dog  
Coma……………………A punctuation mark  
Dilate……………………To live long  
Enema……………………Not a friend  
Fester…………………… Quicker than someone else  
Fibula……………………A small lie  
Impotent………………..Distinguished, well known  
Labour Pain……………..Getting hurt at work  
Medical Staff……………..A Doctor’s cane  
Morbid…………………..A higher offer  
Nitrates………………….Cheaper than day rates  
Node……………………..I knew it  
Outpatient………………..A person who has fainted  
Pelvis…………………….Second cousin to Elvis  
Post Operative…………..A letter carrier  
Recovery Room…………Place to do upholstery  
Rectum…………………..Nearly killed him  
Secretion………………….Hiding something  
Seizure…………………..Roman emperor  
Tablet…………………….A small table  
Terminal Illness…………Getting sick at the airport  
Tumor…………………….One plus one more  
Urine……………………..Opposite of you’re out

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